Stuck up here working selling fireworks in South Dakota. I decided tonight that after I run to Wally World I would stop and get me a sit down meal. After putting in about 11 hours today I really didn't want to come back to the RV and cook anything.

Well old DW pulls into a KFC and finds that they still had the food bar up and it was all you could eat! Well this old country boy just loves mashed potatoes, gravy and fried chicken.

I went up to the counter and this little young thing asked me what I wanted and I told her I wanted the all you could eat food bar. Well this gal then asked me if I wanted the SENIOR DISCOUNT? I told her that I was old but not that old!

I HAVE HAD IT! WHEN I GET BACK TO SPRINGFIELD, MO I DON'T CARE WHAT PW58 (AKA THE OLD LADY) SAYS! THIS GREY HAIR IS GOING! I AM GOING BACK TO BEING BLACK!

Oh I can hear Crappie Novice now!