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    Default Police do care!


    True Story:

    The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an OBAMA t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

    The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. Police do care.:D
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    Ouch!!! But, after the second read, that's just plain funny.

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    heard it was a carrot not a cucumber. sure glad they took that obama logo off, just would have been too much for the family to take in all at once! ;-)
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