A woman was shopping at a local supermarket where she selected: A half gallon of 2% milk, a dozen eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee and a pound of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, there was a drunk standing behind her watching her unload her cart. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated "you must be single". She was a bit startled by his proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she had yet to find "mister right". She looked at the items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the best of her she said " yes, you are correct. But how on earth did you know that"? The drunk replied "Cause you ugly".