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    Talking Winter Blonde


    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

    The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
    She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

    Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again.


    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

    He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

    "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in IOWA, and I'm driving the
    SALT TRUCK!" :D :D

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    Typical Blonde!!!!!!
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    Got a good laugh out of that one! Thanks, CN.:D
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    lol!!!!!

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    Thanks for the laugh. CN, Is you real name Heather?
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    Quote Originally Posted by adjust555 View Post
    Thanks for the laugh. CN, Is you real name Heather?
    Nope, but thanks for asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    Nope, but thanks for asking.
    Was wondering if you were awake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adjust555 View Post
    Was wondering if you were awake.
    You are just trying to provoke me, 666, aren't you????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    You are just trying to provoke me, 666, aren't you????
    The Devil made me do it !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by adjust555 View Post
    The Devil made me do it !!!

    Good reply!

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