Thread: Where's Beagle ?

Ouch! now that ones gunna leave a mark WB.

Originally Posted by jackb

Not at all. I simply did not want to embarrass you online. First, I don't even KNOW the beagleman. Second, I do not have a dog nor would I ever kick one. Now to the date. Being 61, slightly overweight and balding it's a little tough to get a date. A friend of mine hooked me up with Match.com. Well I joined and after going thru 29 points of compatability, it matched me up with your mom. When I picked her up at the trailer, I was a little dismayed to see she bore a striking resembalance to Chewbaca, (the Wookie from Star Wars). Being the gentleman that I am I went on the date anyway. We did meet up with Adjust555. To set the record straight, Adjust is a chiropractor who does adjustments for $5.55. He did in fact dance with your mom. I did NOT get mad that he danced with her. I got mad 'cause he kept trying to hustle her "to fix that hump". We were having a fine evening; she liked my jokes; Me; "Ever seen Ronnie Milsaps wife?" your mom "' No" Me. "Neither has he" At that point is when she went to the ladies room and confided a little later that she laughed so hard she leaked a little pee and had to change her Depends. I asked "How come you named your son Wannabe?" She said cause you always wannabe something. Most of all you wanted to become an actor. After graduation from high school at 26 (she was SO proud) it was off to Hollywood where you finally caught a break and got parts in two movies; "Brokeback Mountain" and "Deliverance" your rolls were as a "supporting" actor but you became disillusioned with acting since both parts required you being face down your entire time on screen, and your friends only recognized you from that angle. Well, I dropped her back off at the trailer and that was the end of the date. So now you have the whole story.

Good stuff JackB!!! But I think "I eat Poo" might still be a tad slow to get it! Living under the trailer, very little sunlight gets to him. One word...mandatory sterilization!!! Bet momma poo has been kicking herself every day for not following thru with the Hoover!