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02-18-2010, 12:01 PM
Speck

Ouch! now that ones gunna leave a mark WB.
02-18-2010, 12:04 PM
jackb

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Originally Posted by speckhunter

Ouch! now that ones gunna leave a mark WB.

Remember I did not start it:)
02-18-2010, 12:10 PM
C N

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackb

Remember I did not start it:)

But you might have just ended it!!! :eek:
02-18-2010, 01:04 PM
FROSTY

Jack.....I thought you were a Perfect Gentleman on the Date.
Did you go Dutch??
02-18-2010, 01:05 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by FROSTY

Jack.....I thought you were a Perfect Gentleman on the Date.
Did you go Dutch??

Frosty, sounds like he went with a dutchman!!! :eek:
02-18-2010, 01:34 PM
jackb

Quote:

Originally Posted by FROSTY

Jack.....I thought you were a Perfect Gentleman on the Date.
Did you go Dutch??

Thank you for the support my friend; I paid:)
02-18-2010, 01:53 PM
springhillwantabe

should this be off topic since bealeman is finally back?
02-18-2010, 02:03 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by springhillwantabe

should this be off topic since bealeman is finally back?

Yes.
02-18-2010, 02:49 PM
Wannabe...

Dern jackb. Sounds like you need a hug.

Never mind Beagle, now it's personal. Nobody makes fun of my Mama!

Nice try by the way, but couldn't have been my Mama, she had that hump fixed years ago.

Wannabe...
02-18-2010, 02:55 PM
gatorbitu

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Originally Posted by jackb

Not at all. I simply did not want to embarrass you online. First, I don't even KNOW the beagleman. Second, I do not have a dog nor would I ever kick one. Now to the date. Being 61, slightly overweight and balding it's a little tough to get a date. A friend of mine hooked me up with Match.com. Well I joined and after going thru 29 points of compatability, it matched me up with your mom. When I picked her up at the trailer, I was a little dismayed to see she bore a striking resembalance to Chewbaca, (the Wookie from Star Wars). Being the gentleman that I am I went on the date anyway. We did meet up with Adjust555. To set the record straight, Adjust is a chiropractor who does adjustments for $5.55. He did in fact dance with your mom. I did NOT get mad that he danced with her. I got mad 'cause he kept trying to hustle her "to fix that hump". We were having a fine evening; she liked my jokes; Me; "Ever seen Ronnie Milsaps wife?" your mom "' No" Me. "Neither has he" At that point is when she went to the ladies room and confided a little later that she laughed so hard she leaked a little pee and had to change her Depends. I asked "How come you named your son Wannabe?" She said cause you always wannabe something. Most of all you wanted to become an actor. After graduation from high school at 26 (she was SO proud) it was off to Hollywood where you finally caught a break and got parts in two movies; "Brokeback Mountain" and "Deliverance" your rolls were as a "supporting" actor but you became disillusioned with acting since both parts required you being face down your entire time on screen, and your friends only recognized you from that angle. Well, I dropped her back off at the trailer and that was the end of the date. So now you have the whole story.

Good stuff JackB!!! But I think "I eat Poo" might still be a tad slow to get it! Living under the trailer, very little sunlight gets to him. One word...mandatory sterilization!!! Bet momma poo has been kicking herself every day for not following thru with the Hoover!
02-18-2010, 03:16 PM
jackb

Gator, Thanks for the support pal! Because of Novice I have come under attack from the hillbillies in Mississippi. As if she does not cause enough trouble on our board she has to go out of state! Shouldn't Wannabe be arrested for transporting a "mutt" (Novice) across state lines? :)
02-18-2010, 03:54 PM
Wannabe...

I love you to Gator.

Wannabe...
02-18-2010, 03:56 PM
gatorbitu

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

I love you to Gator.

Wannabe...

You are sick my friend! You are sick!:D
02-19-2010, 09:35 AM
C N

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Originally Posted by jackb

Gator, Thanks for the support pal! Because of Novice I have come under attack from the hillbillies in Mississippi. As if she does not cause enough trouble on our board she has to go out of state! Shouldn't Wannabe be arrested for transporting a "mutt" (Novice) across state lines? :)

Because of Novice? HA HA HA!!! That's funny! If you'd learn to keep quiet, you wouldn't attract the attention of other boards, Jack. Wannabe hasn't transported me anywhere, yet. He was going to ask the missus if he could take me on a fishing date, but that's the last I heard. :)
02-19-2010, 09:38 AM
DonDon

JackB

AWESOME post right there bud. Me thinks you ended things real well!!!
02-19-2010, 09:57 AM
jackb

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Because of Novice? HA HA HA!!! That's funny! If you'd learn to keep quiet, you wouldn't attract the attention of other boards, Jack. Wannabe hasn't transported me anywhere, yet. He was going to ask the missus if he could take me on a fishing date, but that's the last I heard. :)

He got permission from the misses to take you Novice. Did he tell you that it was ocean fishing? Do you know why he calls you "CHUM"? Been nice talkin to ya, say hi to the great whites for us.:)
02-19-2010, 10:10 AM
C N

I wonder

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Originally Posted by jackb

He got permission from the misses to take you Novice. Did he tell you that it was ocean fishing? Do you know why he calls you "CHUM"? Been nice talkin to ya, say hi to the great whites for us.:)

how much you'd pay my new friend, Wannabe, to toss me overboard??? Gosh wouldn't CDC life be peaceful without me??? Wow..... that's the stuff dreams are made of!!! :)

Well this isn't a dream, Jack! It's/I'm a nightmare!!! :eek:
Start saving your cash, because if there's one thing that a banker is it's "tight". I'm sure Wannabe can be bought with not very much GREEN! :eek:
02-19-2010, 10:24 AM
jackb

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

how much you'd pay my new friend, Wannabe, to toss me overboard??? Gosh wouldn't CDC life be peaceful without me??? Wow..... that's the stuff dreams are made of!!! :)

Well this isn't a dream, Jack! It's/I'm a nightmare!!! :eek:
Start saving your cash, because if there's one thing that a banker is it's "tight". I'm sure Wannabe can be bought with not very much GREEN! :eek:

GREEN?? I was thinking more like a bag of milkbones and two flea collars would suit you two mutts just fine. Now will you PLEASE SHAAAAADDDDDUUUUPPP?
02-19-2010, 10:34 AM
C N

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Originally Posted by jackb

GREEN?? I was thinking more like a bag of milkbones and two flea collars would suit you two mutts just fine. Now will you PLEASE SHAAAAADDDDDUUUUPPP?

Not a chance in hell that's going to happen.:eek:
02-19-2010, 04:05 PM
Wannabe...

Hey Jack, I got this itch I just can't reach. Mind helping a brother out?

Wannabe...
02-19-2010, 04:10 PM
jackb

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Hey Jack, I got this itch I just can't reach. Mind helping a brother out?

Wannabe...

As a matter of fact, dirtbag, I DO mind:)
Dontwannabe:)
02-19-2010, 04:15 PM
Jigging15

Beagle better show up quick this thread looking for him is getting a little wild.
02-19-2010, 04:58 PM
Wannabe...

I'm hoping he does. I'm running out of material. LOL.

Where the heck is he anyhow?

Wannabe...
02-19-2010, 05:13 PM
satdoc1

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Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman

Yep I can...it was easy too...I just sent him over here. :D

Thats the reason I am over here on the MO board!!:D It is all G3's fault
02-19-2010, 05:14 PM
C N

Welcome back, SatDoc! :)
02-19-2010, 05:19 PM
satdoc1

Still havent made my mind up if I am stayin or not. Seems like you were the only one that noticed I was even gone!
02-19-2010, 05:22 PM
C N

No, I wasn't the only one. I saw several other posts of guys that were hoping you'd be back. But other than WB, I'm the prettiest one. :) We all know WB is the fairest one of all, right? :eek:
02-19-2010, 05:35 PM
Wannabe...

I wasn't too worried about you Sat, you're too honery to be runned off. Just figured you were out socking away fishing money one dish at a time. Besides, you do know that if you run off, I'm gonna keep hammerin' on ya and you won't be around to set me straight, right?

Wannabe...
02-19-2010, 05:36 PM
longliner

Satdoc we all notice you were gone and welcome back, CN just hates to see any men go!!!!
02-19-2010, 06:15 PM
satdoc1

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Originally Posted by longliner

Satdoc we all notice you were gone and welcome back, CN just hates to see any men go!!!!

guess I will be comin back on board but only on the MO board since you seem to have at least missed me a little bit and the Miss board doesnt seem to care!:confused:
02-19-2010, 06:23 PM
longliner

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Originally Posted by satdoc1

guess I will be comin back on board but only on the MO board since you seem to have at least missed me a little bit and the Miss board doesnt seem to care!:confused:

Buddy your welcome over here anytime!!;) Wannabe doesn't run this ship!!!:D
02-19-2010, 06:55 PM
Speck

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Originally Posted by satdoc1

guess I will be comin back on board but only on the MO board since you seem to have at least missed me a little bit and the Miss board doesnt seem to care!:confused:

Heck Sat, you know you're always welcome here. So is Torch, Don Don, Nessa,Yikess, Bigger, Feelay, Mr. Jim, Rip A Lip, Slabologist, Crappieman 101, ect. ect. O.K. we"ll even give Wannabe a spot just dont let him get too comfortable.;)
02-19-2010, 08:00 PM
"G"

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Originally Posted by satdoc1

Thats the reason I am over here on the MO board!!:D It is all G3's fault

Dadgummit...I get blamed for everything. :D
02-19-2010, 08:41 PM
longliner

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Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman

Dadgummit...I get blamed for everything. :D

Hay, we arn't too choosy G-3 your welcome also, hell if we let C. N. stay we'll take any one!!!!:eek:
02-20-2010, 08:48 AM
badaxed

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Wheres Beagle

Robins, Robins, Robins, They are all over my yard. Spring for sure now!
02-20-2010, 01:04 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by longliner

Hay, we arn't too choosy G-3 your welcome also, hell if we let C. N. stay we'll take any one!!!!:eek:

Hey, Monk! Did Jackb pay you to pick on me while he was gone? Gee! I thought I had a weekend free of Jackbashing and find out you are here in his place! :eek:

You can come here anytime you want, Sat. :) :D
02-20-2010, 01:05 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by badaxed

Robins, Robins, Robins, They are all over my yard. Spring for sure now!

Cute! Where's batman when you need him?
02-20-2010, 02:18 PM
badaxed

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I think

He is back at the batcave or out taking care of bad guys!
02-20-2010, 02:31 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by badaxed

He is back at the batcave or out taking care of bad guys!

Good one!!! :)

I see "Novice" on there and those are my exact sentiments!!! Great job!!!!! :) I think that's why I enjoy watching Monk and Bugman go at it, because it does not involve me! LOL
02-22-2010, 11:29 AM
jackb

Not taking care of bad guys; taking care of getting 8 inches of snow and ice off my truck:mad:

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