because she knows he hasn't polished those boots FOREVER and she wants to polish them so that Bugs looks nice when he puts on those boots and heads over to . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
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because she knows he hasn't polished those boots FOREVER and she wants to polish them so that Bugs looks nice when he puts on those boots and heads over to . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
Grab another cold Busch beer but novice looked at me and said........
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Originally Posted by bugman
WAIT!!!! Bugs, you forgot your....................... :eek:
buddy slayer, he's getting chased around bucksaw campsite by a jailbird in his shiny shackle's and chain's and a knife trying to .........
..figure out how long he has been polishing those.....
shiny new handcuffs that novice put on him....
Jackb is trying to fight off the .......
woman who loves fishing for Crappie! And then it happened------
Out of nowhere a skanky waitress appeared looked over at _____ and said.....
MONK hey little guy what are you
Gonna do with that little thing,he says.........
not the size of the army its the fiery of the attack and then he
---make myself happy than go catch a mess--
..wakes up. Wow what a dream. I think I'll ....
Of truman lake dinks just like Jared,Monty and.........Quote:
Originally Posted by longliner
---and all of the rest of the Truman lake dink catchers and than I think--
I'll head back to loz hang with my bud and catch...........
---a buzz and some BIG black crappie and vow to never---
day dream about LOZ fish being bigger than Truman slabs. Oh my what a dream Bugman was having. When he woke up.....
get involved with Novice again...Quote:
Originally Posted by longliner
Because One Is Fun But Two Are A
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Originally Posted by old fuzzy
---VFW hall and talk to---
the waitress who told him that she ....................Quote:
Originally Posted by longliner
some other gals are going to take care of the "Batman" so that.....
Sorry I picked that avatar now:(:):eek:
he learns ..................Quote:
Originally Posted by badaxed
To leave novice alone but........
but Novice puts on a slinky
trenchcoat (Fully dressed underneath by the way) and goes fishing as her freezer is empty and ..............Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
the family is hungry
but fortunately, uh wait that came out wrong UNfortunately she drowns...
and jackb gives her mouth to mouth and
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Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
NO, NO, NO, G3, nice try though!!!!!!!!
or did she? Seems there was a late night sighting of an extremely shriveled, WRINKLED female walking along the road to Bucksaw....... Could it be that she ................Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
bwahahahaha :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
he has been disease free for 61 years...UNTIL NOWQuote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
survived and will still be able to stir the ...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
pot of crawfish that spechunter....
brought to her as a welcome back gift, but she____
--really can't accept these because they remind me of---