71 and pregnant

[C N]

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?" :D:D:D

[FROSTY]

Thats Funny!!

Guess that was safer than having here Hold Her Breath.

[bwillaub]

"I want the American people to know......
I did not have sex with that woman....Mrs Terry."
__former president Bill Clinton.

[jackb]

For a minute, I thought you were telling us about yourself

[C N]

For a minute, I thought you were telling us about yourself

So many things to say come to mind and then the Sarcasma kicks in.

[C N]

For a minute, I thought you were telling us about yourself

Surely it's less than 84 days to Spring Camp, now.

[rugsrme]

For a minute, I thought you were telling us about yourself

So many things to say come to mind and then the Sarcasma kicks in.

Be careful, in fact, talk to your OB about taking Sarcasma while your pregnant Novice.
I only can recommend dosages to keep your eyes from bleeding.

[C N]

Be careful, in fact, talk to your OB about taking Sarcasma while your pregnant Novice.
I only can recommend dosages to keep your eyes from bleeding.

Rugs, ole' buddy, ole' pal.... Two things: 1. I am NOT 71 and 2. I am NOT pregnant. But I appreciate your concern! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[rugsrme]

Rugs, ole' buddy, ole' pal.... Two things: 1. I am NOT 71 and 2. I am NOT pregnant. But I appreciate your concern! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I know I know, just my failing attempt at being clever.

[C N]

It was funny, Rugs. I must admit.