How to best help the US economy

[C N]

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by Using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a High-Definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep it in America by:
1. Spending it at yard sales, or
2. Going to ball games, or
3. Spending it on prostitutes, or
4. Beer, or
5. Tattoos.
These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer with her all day!
No need to thank me. I'm just glad I could be of help! :D :D :D

[rugsrme]

Gotta add buy some carpet, it is manufactured primarily in Dalton GA. Allot of flooring is made here.
And A guy that lives right here in Marshall MO USA will install it for you therefore stimulating my (I mean his) economy thereby stimulating your economy......
Just sayin'

[C N]

[awindo4u]

Sad but very true

[rugsrme]

Sad but very true

Not so sad but true.
We service people need to be "here" we can't do our jobs on the phone or computer, we do parts of it that way, but the rest is getting it done.

[LOZslabhunter]

Good one Crappie Novice! Had to pass it along. Too good to let it slip by. It's a sad, but true, state of our American manufacturing sector.