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  1. 01-21-2010, 12:20 PM #1
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    I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around and I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that; I was looking for my girlfriend and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going" He says "That's ok, what a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate" I said "Well, maybe we can help each other; what does your wife look like? He says "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big hooters, and she is wearing tight white shorts and a halter top with no bra. What does your girlfriend look like?" I said "Doesn't matter---let's look for your wife. Us old guys are helpful like that.
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    Hope they had the HEAT turned up!
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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    Wish I could have been there to help out!
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    Good one JackB!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around and I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that; I was looking for my girlfriend and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going" He says "That's ok, what a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate" I said "Well, maybe we can help each other; what does your wife look like? He says "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big hooters, and she is wearing tight white shorts and a halter top with no bra. What does your girlfriend look like?" I said "Doesn't matter---let's look for your wife. Us old guys are helpful like that.

    What a guy to go SO above and beyond..... You da' man, Jack!:D
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    Good Man Jack, way to help a young guy out.
    For a moment I thought the young guy was describing your girl friend:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugsrme View Post
    Good Man Jack, way to help a young guy out.
    For a moment I thought the young guy was describing your girl friend:D
    Rugs, my man, I'm 61. Do you think for a minute if I had a 24 yr old I'd be on CDC? I'D BE DEAD!! But REALLY happy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    Rugs, my man, I'm 61. Do you think for a minute if I had a 24 yr old I'd be on CDC? I'D BE DEAD!!
    What a great way to die Jackb! I will send flowers!
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    Thank you Dan, but not yet ok?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackb View Post
    Thank you Dan, but not yet ok?
    Oh I sure don't want to rush you! Because I am too close behind you! Hey Jack what are you trying to tell Rugs are you not wired for 220?
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