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  1. 12-09-2009, 05:01 PM #1
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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh*t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Obama/Biden sticker on the bumper. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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    Good One!!
    The only trouble with being Retired.....You never get a Day Off!!
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Good One!!
    The only trouble with being Retired.....You never get a Day Off!!
    Yeah, and I can't wait!!
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    Love it!
    Why do I have to press 1 for English?
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    Been retired almost 5 years. Don't know how I ever had time to go to work.
    I'll smoke just about anything (in my smoker)
    The fishing is always great. The catching varies.
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    Ain't No Such Thing As Being Retired
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