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Thread: Turpentine vs Holy Water

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    Default Turpentine vs Holy Water


    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later, a priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine". The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water; you rub it on a pregnant womans belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy says, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cats azz, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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    Default Hilarious!

    Thanks, I really needed that laugh today, Jack.

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    Works great on neighbors dogs too!

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    Good One Jack B!!

    My Dad could cure anything with Turpentine.
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
    Mike

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    Jack you forgot to add put the cat down head first into a old cowboy boot first before installing the Turpentine! :D:D:D:D:D Grandma taught me that trick!

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    tooooooo funny,,,lmao,,,,,,
    IT'S 5--O-CLOCK SOMEWHERE,,,MIKE-p

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