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  1. 10-26-2009, 10:42 AM #1
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    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
    With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
    Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
    The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
    Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
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  2. 10-26-2009, 11:47 AM #2
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    I guess something like that is not completely out of the realm of possibilities. LOL
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
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    I could see this concept being utilized successfully at a crappie tournament weigh in. Weight? What weight?? I didn't see no weight.
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    Kaz, pm me for my phone number and REGARDLESS of where I'm at, call me for the weigh in!!
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    This sounds like a woman should definitely be "manning" the scales.
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    I think we have a winner boys!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    This sounds like a woman should definitely be "manning" the scales.

    well...these days that might not help either
    "Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but is always the result of a good conscience, good health, occupation, and freedom in all just pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson
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    What Could Be Better Nude Women And Crappie Fishing!
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  10. 10-27-2009, 09:58 AM #10
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    Default Crappie Novice makes note to self

    Be more careful about what you post.......

    Bad Crappie Novice! Bad bad bad
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