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    C.N. this sounds like it could have come from you, credits for this go to walleyecentral.com

    One day three blondes were walking down the beach when they saw that something had washed up on the beach.

    The first blonde shouts, "Look it's a dinosaur!"

    The second blonde says, "No stupid. It's the Titanic. Duh."

    The third blonde chuckles. "You're both dumb. It's obviously a genie in a bottle." So she proceeds to pick up the bottle and rub it. Sure enough! A genie pops out!

    The genie streched and looks around to find the three blondes. "Normally," the genie said, "I would grant three wishes, but since there are three of you, you each get one wish."

    The first blonde steps forward. "Ok, I don't like being a dumb blonde so I want to be 50% smarter."

    The genie bobs his head and says, "Done." He turns her into a brunette.

    The second blonde says, "I don't like being a dumb blonde either so I want to be 100% smarter!"

    The genie turns her into a redhead.

    The last blonde ponders her wish for a moment and finally says, "I LIKE being a dumb blonde. I want to be 100% dumber."

    The genie turns her into a man

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    I thought it was going to say, "so he turned her into Obama".
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'

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    Default Too funny........

    I thought the third blonde would ask to be even more intelligent and would be turned into the most intelligent being there is - a MAN~ :D

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    Thats a good one Steve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    I thought the third blonde would ask to be even more intelligent and would be turned into the most intelligent being there is - a MAN~ :D
    I see absolutely no problem with that ending. Very factual

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    Uh huh, Jack.

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    at least the last blond now has a chance to nail the first two

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    Quote Originally Posted by beagle man View Post
    at least the last blond now has a chance to nail the first two
    :D :D :D

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    Beagle!

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    what,,,,,,,, I mean ........ oh come on that was funny.

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