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    Default Starting the week joke


    A man and his wife were discussing where to go on their vacation. The wife said, "I want to go somewhere I've never visited before". The husband replied, "how about the kitchen".


    Hope I don't get hurt for this one :D
    Bulletman aka Tommy

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    Default I'm assuming......

    Mrs. Bulletman either does not frequent CDC or she's illiterate??? If not, I predict Tommy will be WEARING a skillet from her kitchen!

    Too funny!

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    Comedian Ron White said he'd been married for two years before his wife figured out the smoke alarm wasn't the oven timer.

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    that's hilarious, KAZ!

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    Default Mrs. Bulletman

    #1) She can read, and would laugh cuz of #2, #3, and #4.

    #2) She is a GOOD cook so she know's that joke ain't about her :D

    #3) She is a good SHOT so she KNOWS I wouldn't post a joke about her

    #4) She LOVES me
    Bulletman aka Tommy

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    Good save, Bulletman.

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