Honey do's

[jackb]

Husband comes home from work, very tired and his wife says "Have you noticed how shabby the yard looks? Lot's of weeds, shrubs need trimming etc." He replies "What, I look like Bob Villa? Get me a beer" Next day same scenario only this time she complains about the house needing painting, the shutters are hanging crooked, and he responds "What, I look like Bob Villa? Get me a beer". Comes home the third day yard looks like a country club, house is painted, shutters are hanging perfectly. He walks in and says "Did you do all of that? She says "No, I was talking to Fred down the street about everything that needed done, and he said he would do it all if I baked him a cake or had sex with him" Husband asks "Which did you do?" Wife says "What, I look like Betty Crocker?

[C N]

I almost choked on my drink. Hilarious.