God and the Biker

[C N]

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii
so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is
materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific,
and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker
thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that
I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says
nothing is wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" :D

[jackb]

Good joke to start the day, thanks!

[C N]

you're welcome...... Have a great day.