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    Default Female Hormones in Beer


    Female hormones in beer


    Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
    1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1.) Gained weight
    2.) Talked excessively without making sense
    3.) Became overly emotional
    4.) Couldn't drive
    5.) Failed to think rationally
    6.) Argued over nothing
    7.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

    :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crappie Novice View Post
    Female hormones in beer




    :D
    Last edited by FROSTY; 10-12-2009 at 07:48 AM.
    I just KNOW it was a big one!!!
    Mike

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    LMAO. Well done Frosty.

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    No wonder Bugman starts to look good by the close of the bar.
    Thanks, Novice. This explains a lot.:D









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    Novice, THAT was great, really funny. Frosty, YOU are a photographic genius; UGLY, but a genius

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    That is frighteningly hilarious, Frosty! OH MY!

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    Default Way to go Frosty

    Couldn't happen to a better guy........ him and Jimmie Johnson 48 look like twins.........:D:D I am doing an 8x10 of that one......:D
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    Well I'm glad you found someone else to pick on Frosty. Even if it is me. We all know ole OSS heart is frail and might not be able to handle much more.

    Good stuff, just another 250#'s and your right, that will be me.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, rather to skid in sideways, body used up and totally worn out screaming 'WOO~HOO what a ride!'

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