The new Plan for America

[olesilverside]

YA, HAVE TO LOVE HIM....A MUST READ..PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ
THIS!
HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .

The Plan!



Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams.....Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we
will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
withGermany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil.. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it....or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'you want a piece of me?' '

If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would
be amazed, DELETE it!!

YA, HAVE TO LOVE HIM....A MUST READ..PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR...READ
THIS!
HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .

The Plan!



Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams.....Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we
will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
withGermany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they
are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil.. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it....or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'you want a piece of me?' '

If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would
be amazed, DELETE it!!

[Jigging15]

Got to love Robin.

[sparky197]

Well said, is it that easy probably not. I look to cdc members for advise, that's who I trust. As a country we have nobody we can trust, its sad, more enemies than friends.

[tnvol]

Good stuff...but according to snopes.com...nothing to do with Robin Williams, except
for the last section about the Statue of Liberty. See:

snopes.com: Robin Williams' Peace Plan

Williams isn't exactly a bastion of conservatism.