Marine Corps (dont look if yer a sissy)

[Krazy]

Bumper stickers seen on Marine Corps Bases




"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.*


" U.S. Marines -- Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"




" Water-boarding is out so kill them all!"




"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"




" U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents To Allah"




"Stop Global Whining"




"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.




"The Marine Corps -- When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"




"Death Smiles At Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"




"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"





"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? .... A little Recoil"




"Marines -- Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"*




"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"




"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"




"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"




"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl" (my favorite since I am a former Red Leg)




"One Shot, Twelve Kills -- US Navy Gun Fire Support"




"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"




"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"




"Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"




"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy -- Blessed Be The Peacemakers"




"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"




"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." - Ronald Reagan

[creekslick]

I think you

[camo_boat]

right on krazy!

[Krazy]

It has been pointed out that two are missing from the original list.

#1 USMC-Travel to exotic places; Meet new people.. and Kill them

#2 - If it wasn't for flashbacks, I'd have no memories at all.

[sliles]

Very well put.

[Chunky]

Might as well add a little something from the U.S.Navy

'Go to Sea - Disembark Marines - Drink coffee"

Thanks for making me smile
Don