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  1. 08-31-2009, 01:58 PM #1
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    A man and woman see a minister about getting married, the minster says "I will marry you if you can abstain from sexual relations for 6 weeks". The man and woman agree and return to see the minister in a week. he ask how the abstinace is going and they reply "good". they have the same responds 2nd through the 4th week,but on the 5th week the minster asks "hows it going?" the man replies "Not to good, the girlfriend was reaching for some light bulbs on the top shelf and I was overcome with lust and dropped her down and did it right there on the floor!!" the minster replies "I am sorry son I cannot marry you in this church" the man replies " thats ok we are not welcome at home depot anymore either!!!"
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    I like that, I was in home depot last week, I must pay more attention, oh yea.
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    Isn't their slogan "that's the power of home depot"? :D
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    :d
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    Good one!
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  6. 09-04-2009, 04:29 PM #6
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    LOL Good One!
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