I just couldn't resist!!!

[C N]

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man... ____________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die..
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTI NG MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[kazualobzerver]

Heard somewhere that:

* man's best friend is a dog because he needs someone that he knows without doubt that he is smarter than,,,and

* wife tells her husband that he's her best friend for the same reason

Crappie Novice, not trying to steal your thread just seemed like the right place for it. :D

[C N]

The more the merrier, Kaz!

[jackb]

Another good one, Crappie Novice!

[C N]

Thanks, Jack.

[olesilverside]

but I forgot what it was?????:D

[C N]

If you don't have anything nice to say,



COME SIT BY ME!!!!!!! :D

[sliles]

Thanks thats a good one.

[beagle man]

Move Over Darling And Make Room

[DMW1960]

Novice Once Again You Hit The Nail On The Head!