I was at the bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front
of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was
obvious she was more than just a little irritated.

She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'


The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too!'