Some say curiosity is bad...?

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

Well First Off I Wouldn't Have Done It To Myself Period! I Am Like Bugman The Cat Would Have Been The First To Have Gotten It!

I Was Working On A Hot Shot Cattle Prod One Day And I Couldn't Get It To Work. Ex Wife #2 Had This Big Old Yellow Long Haired Cat In The House. I Would Always Catch Him Into Something When Wife Wasn't Around. So After Working And Working On This Hot Shot I Thought I Finally Had It Fixed. There Was That Yellow Fat Long Haired Cat Laying On The Couch! Wife Was Gone And I Just Couldn't Help Myself And I Had To Test It! Buzz Buzz, That Cat Jumped And He Was Gone Like A Flash Of Lightning. He Stayed Under The Bed In A Spare Room For Almost 2 Days. Of Course Wife Questioned Me About Her Baby And I Played Dumb! Notice I Did Say Ex Wife #2!

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Great minds think alike:Dor at least demented minds;)I HATE CATS THEY ARE THE DEVILS SPAWN:mad:

No prob Kev.......it seems to work.

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Originally Posted by bugman

I HATE CATS THEY ARE THE DEVILS SPAWN

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Agreed!

And Polvo, whether that was you or not....

That's funny!

People are looking funny at me in the office!

That was hilarious.

Like I said, it wasn't me - I just thought everyone would get a good chuckle out of it. I did leave it open to interpretation, though. ;)

Maybe I should tweak it a little more and post it in the main off topic forum?

[QUOTE=bugman;826826]Great minds think alike:Dor at least demented minds;)I HATE CATS THEY ARE THE DEVILS SPAWN:mad:

HEY NOW WE ARE NOT DEMENTED, WE ARE NORMAL AND EVERYONE ELSE IS MESSED UP!

OLD DW'S QUICK WAY FOR A DIVORCE: WHEN WIFE HAS A CAT IN THE HOUSE IS TO PURCHASE A BASSET HOUND PUPPY. REWARD PUPPY WITH TREATS FOR CHASING CAT OUT OF THE ROOM! WHEN PUPPY GROWS UP AND CONTINUES TO NOW ROLL CAT ALONG THE FLOOR AND YOU HOLD UP FOR DOG, DIVORCE COMES EASY!

And The Only Good Cat Is An Outside Black Cat!