What!!! Boy did I miss the boat...literally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Steve
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What!!! Boy did I miss the boat...literally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Steve
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Check and see in your contract when you are up for re negotiations.......as long as you've been doing mod duties, I bet your perks are better.Quote:
Originally Posted by yankee doodler
If his head gets too big he'll need a DD sized bikini top on his boat
I'm thinking this trip to Florida for a "wedding" was a cover for a meeting with Slab to negotiate a contract ( or snitch on his buddies in Michigan ) and that was really the company boat he was fishing out of. I should have known when I saw the suit. Now it all makes sense. Just remember, snitches end up in ditches.nonono:Rofl
I guess i need to talk to Slab about all these perks lol
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I thought "Snitches get Stitches"?Quote:
Originally Posted by spartannation
It all makes sense now. The trip to Florida, the suit and tie, a nice hair cut! That sellout! Nice mention of the Bikini top. I was going to fit something in last night but you beat me to it!
I think we are being too hard on him. OE stays up till 11pm and makes his posts (which no one sees because we are all in bed) and Steve gets up at 2:45am and deletes said post before anyone can see it. Perfect plan honestly!
He usually has 6 hours before it gets daylight and he heads out to work.... what else is he going to do? I know, he could take care of Wilbur the goat. Lets start a collection!
Steve needs a buddy to get him through those early mornings. I'll throw in $25 bucks. OE, see if you can find us a goat!!!!!!! I'll get a dog collar, Jerry, you get some chain (they will eat through rope). OE throws the goat in his truck (must ride in the front seat so as not to get cold). Make sure to put a hat on him so others don't stare at you more than normal! Pick Jerry up on your way. Goat can go in the back seat. Provide some food at this point in time or I'm sure Wilbur will eat the head rest. I'll wait for you at the park and ride just south of 69 and 96. We creep in to Steves at 8:45pm (cause he is already fast asleep) and chain Wilbur to the bumper of his truck!
Please make sure to find the most ornery goat available. One that the owner has sworn to either shoot or leave in the woods for dead. The type that eats EVERYTHING. Grass, truck tires, tulips, rope, dirt from the ground. I'll get "Special K" to make a custom T-shirt for Wilbur with his name on the front and "Property of Steve Ash" on the back. Or maybe "Haulin Ash"!
It shouldn’t be hard for OE to find a ugly mean nasty old goat.....his old girlfriend is probably still in Ionia
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That made me laugh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Steve
Although, with the current state of affairs in the U.S today, we may have a hard time explaining to an officer why an ex ugly girlfriend is eating a headrest in the back seat of OE's truck while Jerry and I laugh uncontrollably. Might even be harder to explain why said girlfriend is wearing a dog collar and chain.
You might have further issues however when Judy wakes up in the morning to find this Ugly girl chained to the bumper of your truck!
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Originally Posted by wicklundrh
"OE stays up till 11pm and makes his posts (which no one sees because we are all in bed) and Steve gets up at 2:45am and deletes said post before anyone can see it."
Dang It, No wonder my Post count it so low......
"OE, see if you can find us a goat!!!!!!!"
Anyone have another $25.00? Goat in Belding for $50.00, that should fit the bill.
https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/g...400245227.html
"Make sure to put a hat on him so others don't stare at you more than normal!"
Its a Goat, and I would have to drive through Ionia, No hat needed, would be considered "Normal"
Through Ionia form Belding with said GOAT? are you NUTS?Quote:
Originally Posted by wicklundrh
That is about as NORMAL as that place gets.
As I am driving down M66 through Ionia to get to M50 to get to Steves, with Jerry & Rich
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over,
Aaron: No sir,
Officer: Hey I know you,
Aaron: No, No you don't, Really, just passing through......
Officer: Yeah, Yeah, I recognize you from the VHF Tape in the county evidence room.
Aaron: No I'm not him
Rich: Huh? OE, whats he talking about?
Aaron: Nothing, it wasn't ME.
Officer: Yeah, Just a sec: "Control, can you text me a picture of that guy on the VHS in the County evidence room?
Control: Yeah, you mean the one where that skinny Ginger kid looks like he was having a good time, but said he didn't? That one?
Officer: Yeah, that one, the one where she saved him with body heat.
Aaron: That was not me:
Officer Cell: DING, Hey it is you, I'm really sorry about that, she did like you, hasn't been the same since.......
Aaron: WAS NOT ME!
Officer: Hey you two in the back, does this look like him?
Goat: Baaaaaaaa,
Jerry: DANG that title nick name fits.
Rich: Aaron, why is this goat's leg kicking????
Aaron: Jerry smells good to him.......
Officer: Say, you gonna make a video with that Goat & them there two feller's? Can you send us a copy?
Rich & Jerry: I can't get out, OE locked the doors. Quick, talk to the officer.
Rich: I cant the windows don't come down
Aaron: (To Officer) I was not planning, but can, Yeah, sure, but I am not that guy!
Officer: Sweet, move along, and watch your speed.
Rich & Jerry: We saw that girl in the picture with you, you EVER get cold in the winter?
Aaron: No, it was not ME, now lets get to Steve's before he wakes up........
Goat: BAaaaaaaa