Complicated ketchn

[Ketchn]

Now mind you this , it wasn't when I got there , but it became quite complicated when I made a silly decision to hold my boy part in my left hand in emergency mode in-between two big boats on the dock because I had to go wee wee BAD and my rod in my right hand with my jig in the water ,was just trying to keep my jig wet as long as possible ,,,,,,
Murhy's law kicked in and about half way thru said pee pee event ....
KABOOM
and the fish on the other end WAS not a crappie and it got rather COMPLICATED QUICKLY
reel is screaming and pee pee is streaming and pants are falling and now we got us a real live ketchn show on steroids by golly
It was a blue cat and it was just losing it's blue cat mind as I tried like heck to not pee pee on me and not lose said fishee at the same time , drag was working overtime and my brain was trying to decide if I should raise said ankle pants or land said fish .....I went with first things first as you can imagine ....
Land said fish ,
it wasn't that cold out here and nobody but me is in the area. So in a less than appropriate manner up on the dock came said fish with pants around my ankles and the party was over , sure wish some of this stuff could be on film is my native american name .....