Living it's best life it was

[Ketchn]

AND THEN KABOOM ! some mean ole big green fish goes and eats ya and then spits ya up during a lengthy capture routine ....
so your floating up on top all messed up with just a wee bit of life still in ya ,then along comes some fella with a camera and picks you up for a picture ....
then tosses you back in with the hopes you might survive the ordeal
and .....
THEN KABOOM AGAIN ! 2 gulls see ya and come along and rip ya out of the water and play tug a war with ya ....
Not totally sure if it was its best life is me , but for sure it was his last one...