Funny

[DroptineJoe]

FOUR MARRIED GUYS GO FISHING


> >> After an hour, the following conversation took place:
> >>
> >> Four married guys go fishing.
> >>
> >>
> >> First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come
> >> out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would
> >> paint every room in the house next weekend..'
> >>
> >>
> >> Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
> >> build her a new deck for the pool.'
> >>
> >>
> >> Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
> >> that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
> >>
> >>
> >> They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has
> >> not said a word, they asked him, You haven't said anything about
> >> what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's
> >> the deal?
> >>
> >>
> >> Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
> >>
> >> When it went off, I shut off my alarm,
> >>
> >> Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
> >>
> >>
> >> 'Fishing or Sex?'
> >>
> >>
> >> And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

[crappieslinger]

[Fish Taxi]

> >> 'Fishing or Sex?'

That's win-win!

So I guess if anybody gets stood up by a fishing buddy this week...

[kingfish387]

That's a good one.

[ragnar]

I told that to my wife. She ask if I needed gas money.