I will start with 2 that were told to me. A little background first. The guy who told me these was a friend I worked with. We were talking about tracker boats one night at work and I mentioned I wanted one. Bass pro had recently opened and my friend lived a couple miles from it. He went and looked at them and purchased one the next day. Knowing him as well as I did, I put off buying one. He got bored easily and I figured I would get his at a discounted price later. Sure enough, less than six months later I got it for about a 35% discount. lol

1. Picture this. Guy pulling a glass bass boat with a very small truck. Definitely undersized. Backs up to launch after prepping and boat doesn't come off easily. Does he get out and check? No, he pulls up and backs up a little harder and faster. Hits the brake. Well the boat floated, but he still had the winch strap attached. Momentum starts pulling the truck and the wheels are spinning, but the boat kept going. Pulled the truck in and sunk it. That pulled the boat down and sunk it also. My friend swore this was true. The guy gets out and my friend and his nephew can't immediately help the guy from laughing so much. The guy was not laughing. Took a wrecker to get his rig out.

2. Same guys. My friend and his nephew. Same tracker boat. They are trolling and nephew kneels down on the back to pee. Trolling motor hits a stump. Well of course he falls in. When he comes up, he does not see my friend. Gets a little panicked. But when he come up the side he sees his uncle, my friend rolled up on the floor with tears running down from laughing so hard. All the nephew says is " man I fell in my own bubbles"
lol
Come on guys add some more stories. "D"