Bird Dog!!

[Big Crappie 2]

Trying to sale my bird dog! I have a bird dog for sale and just wanted to know if anyone is interested? One of my friends wanted to buy him, so I took him into the woods to show him how good of a dog he is. As we are walking in the woods towards the pond, my friend said that he thought we were going bird hunting where I could show him how good my dog is. Well as we are walking around the pond, the dog stops and points into the water! As we continue to watch the dog run back and forth, my buddy busted out laughing and said to me, What kind of bird dog points to water? Ain't no birds in the water!Well, about that time, the dog jumps in the water and brings out a 5# catfish! Again, buddy can't beleive that I have carried him to a pond to show how good my dog is!Carried the catfish back to the house and asked my buddy did he know how to fillet a catfish? Without hesitation, he said he wasn't born yesterday, and preceded to show me how it is done! What the heck!! Buddy called me over to ask had I ever saw anything like this in a fish. I said yes, but only when my dog would jump in and catch one.What do you guess was in that catfish? You quessed it! BIRD EGGS!! Anyone want to buy my dog??LOL

[wish4fish]

Good one. you ever heard Jerry Clower the comedian from MS? He has passed on but he told bird hunting stories.

[Big Crappie 2]

Ow Lawd,what You Talkin Bout?

[oldwun]

I miss old Jerry. What ever happened to the comedians who could tell funny stories without foul language. I miss old Red Skelton to.

[fishinRod]

Ow Lawd,what You Talkin Bout?

Ardel, Burnel, Raynel, W.L., Lanel, Odel, Marcel, Newgene, Claude, and Clovis.
Thats what i'm talkin about!

[sothunfried]

I miss old Jerry. What ever happened to the comedians who could tell funny stories without foul language. I miss old Red Skelton to.

your right about that oldwun. jerry was ans still is 1 of my favorites.

[Jrbond]

Ardel, Burnel, Raynel, W.L., Lanel, Odel, Marcel, Newgene, Claude, and Clovis.
Thats what i'm talkin about!

I think you forgot Ugean! Jerry was great! I liked the story about the 3 bulls.

[majflyboy]

Glad to see the ole guy from Yazoo City had such a wide audience. He was a real state treasure. I'm proud to share the state with him. Funny with zero cuss words.

[dnchance]

Worst dog fight I ever seen was over slick, slimy, boiled okra... they didn't even know what they were fightin' about.

[talltimber]

I loved to listen to Jerry Clower. He was a funny guy.

"Knock 'im out, Jooohhhn. Haaawwwwwww"

He could paint such a vivid picture. One I remember was one of the boys snatchin the screen door off the roadhouse with a McCullough. :D :D

Good stuff.