Feller went

[jimmydee1]

into his bed room with a sheep on a leash and announced, " This is the cow I make love to when you got a head ache." Momma look down over her glasses, put her book down and said, "If you wasn't so stewpit, you'd know that was a sheep, not a cow". Ole boy says right back at her," If you wasn't such a pretentious ole battle-ax you'd know it was the sheep I was a talkin to."

Now you're wonderin -- how does that relate to fishin? Well, she throwed the book at him, got him in the left hand, broke three fingers and now he can't fish.:D

[FishinAddict]

Ha!