Top 10 Reasons Fishing is better than Sex

[Darryl Morris]

#10 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#9 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#8 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

#7 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#6 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#5 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#4 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#3 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to a special channel.

#2 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

[NIMROD]

My EX-WIFE told me fishing or hunting all I thought about ,when I was'nt thinking about sex.:o She said if I went fishing anymore she was gone. All I can say is good riddence cause I would have missed my fishing lots more than her.:D The fishing and sex are alot alike. You wind up with a mess either way ,but the fishing lasts longer. Also with fishing you can catch and release ,not so easy with the other.. Make a mistake fishing and it's usually not very expensive. With the sex you could pay 18 years for one small mistake!

[Jason Piper]

That quite possibly could be the funniest thing I've read on Crappie.com!That is some fine literature!

[minnowman]

That is some ridiculously funny stuff right there!!! Just to add on my two cents....

When you get the fish in the boat, the fish quits b!tching!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MM

[grubby]

Need to find a T-shirt with that on it lol.

[roybuoy]

that's a good one Darryl

[bobberwatcher]

Need to find a T-shirt with that on it lol.

www.crappie.com logo on the front and top 10 reasons on the back. I would buy one or two.. :D

[Darryl Morris]

I'll email Ed.

[minnowman]

I'll email Ed.

I will buy at least two, one for me and one for my uncle! Thanks, MM.

[Slab]

I'll design one and post pics.

Thanks for the suggestion, and thanks for the PM Darryl.