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    Default A little poetry from CMJ


    I posted this on the Contest forum for the Driftmaster rod holder, and I thought I would post it here for your enjoyment. RCC, you really oughta write one up too.

    The LOSER

    At the end of the day
    Before he lays down to dream
    Crappie Dot Com pops up on his screen.

    Through the accounts of the day
    he does tiredly scroll
    As he longs for the day
    When across his honey-hole he will troll.

    Will he cast, will he jig,
    Will he go slower, or faster?
    Or will he attempt to spider rig
    Using his brand new Driftmaster?

    The lines, they will tangle
    There will be an awful mess
    Tackle will become mangled
    When he puts his new Driftmaster to the test.

    His joy will be short-lived
    When all eight rods go down
    At the same time when he hits
    The new brush pile he's found.

    His best he will try
    But the best, he will not do.
    But when he gets home, he will not cry
    For at least he caught a fish or two.

    So if to the fishing hole you go
    And on the water you see
    A man shouting expletives
    And breaking rods over his knee

    Just troll quickly away
    And make not a fuss
    Why, it's just 'ole CMJ
    For he's not as graceful as the rest of us.
    Last edited by Cmj; 11-10-2013 at 09:23 AM.
    ><}}}}*> (C.J.)

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    Sounds like you were describing me there CMJ. Know the felling all to well.

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    Bravo!!!!!!!!!

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    Very good chris.... I have posted a couple as well... Lol

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    Awesome

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    Thats a goodern Henry Wadsworth. I think that'n should be a winner.


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    Every crappie fisherman should memorize that! Dude you are something else. Catch em all Jack!

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    Good writing sir and good luck in the contest

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    "A poet and almost know's it" HAHA!!!
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    If Your Big Crappie Star Bound, Let Me Warn You It's a Long Hard Ride. CP

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    Have a bad day Sunday?


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