In all seriousness, I use 'em. The ones I have ultimately leak. I think what is happening is that you roll up the line when wet (of course) and then it dries and shrinks and cracks the spool part of the plastic. I've taken several and unraveled 'em, and put water-based repair silicone on 'em. They float fine then.........for a WHILE.........and then they leak again. Finding hairline cracks where they leak is hard. Last time I went fishing, I used one I'd repaired, and it did fine.........for a while...then it slowly started sinking. I barely saved it (though I don't know why I bothered, except for the weight) before it went down.

