Where were ya'll at?

[RCC]

Me and Mdavis and Deezer has already started fall camp. We're having a great time. We did catch a gigantic crappie in our dip net with no hook. We were fishing and not catching anything but this huge crappie kept sticking its head up out of the water and looking around. We tried to catch it with jigs, minners, crankbaits and all that we had in our bag, but nothing worked. Finally I just got ready with the dip net and dipped it up. I knew I was going to release it since netting crappie is illeagle, but since I had not read anything about torturing a netted crappie before releasing it, I thought I would get it to reveal some crappie catching secrets. As I contemplated wich torture method to use, I felt water boarding should get me the information wanted and sure enough after just a couple times of nearly drowning the fish, he said.....meeeeeeeeettttttttgtr fffffffiiiiiiiiiiggs. Why would a crappie ever bite figs and where would a person get some around here?

[arkansasbowhunter]

I been telling jigs is the ticket. Get your ears checked.

[dblevens]

Its gonna be a loooooooong weekend.
But it looks like the plan worked. The way ya'll got RCC over at Nimrod, and everybody is secretly meeting at Poinsett.

[RCC]

Its gonna be a loooooooong weekend.
But it looks like the plan worked. The way ya'll got RCC over at Nimrod, and everybody is secretly meeting at Poinsett.

Stayyy offa my lake sodbuster



























is everyone really over at Poinsett

[RCC]

You just can't have fall crappie camp without have a fish fry. They sure were tasty. It was quite a job finding fish. I finally ran into some ole dude sitting on a bucket with some 14 and 15 inch crappie so asked him "sir how much would you charge for summa them nice fish?" He said "5 dollars apiece," so I said "I'll take 4" and handed him my credit card. He said " we don't take plastic in these here hills and besides, your reputation has preceeded you, so it will be cash only". I asked him "what can I get for 4 dollars?" He then gave us 4 riceslicks which we happily cooked for our fish fry.

[dblevens]

Well, I see why you got there so early. You wanted the nice cabin.

[RCC]

Hey Doug...Ole Deezer does what you do for a living. I told him you tied an awesome jig (for real). You should put me on your Pro staff. Maybe I am on your pro staff. Am I on your pro staff?

[dblevens]

You ARE my "Pro Staff".

[RCC]

Thanks Bud. If I'da known that, I would have fished harder today.

I've got a feeling that we're gonna light em up tomorrow with me being a real pro staffer.


I've got 2 questions

1. Does the PRO mean professional or promotional
2. What does this pay and do I need to report it to the IRS. (note the clever way I asked multiple questions in one question)

[dblevens]

Pro means promotional, and you pay whatever you can afford. I'll get by.