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    I got a new boat
    and its called an Excel
    (Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    It's got all the stuff
    And It's set up really well
    (Ta Pitcha- Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    I caught a lot of fish
    When I wuz a Crankin
    (Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    The other guys were worried
    Cuz I gave their butts a Spankin
    (Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    I felt sorry for um
    So I tried some other Baits
    (Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Psss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    They called Minner Critters
    And their tale UNGULATES
    (Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    The rain keeps comin
    And I keep gettin wetter
    (Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Psss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    You can find them baits
    From a dude named Meat Getter
    (Ta Pitcha-Putcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    My wife is gettin mad
    And I'm bout to get a stabbin
    (Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Picha-Pitcha-Pssss)
    So get yer booty's out
    And do yerself some SLABIN!!!!!!





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    We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
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    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.

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    Lmbo dont give up on selling boats brm

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    LMAO, Glad we got to read it cause afraid what your singing would be like.
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    That's pretty good Bdawg.
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    lmbo!!!! dude you ain;t right , better keep you day job . i bet you will sell more boats than you do cds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I can see it now ! BRM with Meatgetter singing back ground noises.
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    we go togther like minner critter and minners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Ungulates.. Yall shldve heard the BS when he broke out that word!! Lmao!!

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    Me and ole Hawgdog spanked them Sippi boys Saturday at the Mud Hole. Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss!!!
    BWAHAHAHAHA

    We had a blast!!!! I tolt them Sippi boys that the reason them Minner Critters caught more feeshes than the other ones wuz because their tale UNGULATES more than the competitors did!! BWAHAHAHAHA

    Yall are right about the sangin part tho!!! LMBO


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    We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
    Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
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    We only sell the Best. Ranger, Xpress, Yamaha, Suzuki, Tohatsu.

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    I'm jest glad that weren't a audio post

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