college kids first couple of weeks
After a couple of weeks Dad was going over sons check statement where he had been writing checks on the family account, First check was for 25 dollars. On the line where it asks for what the check was for he had written in "prostitute". Second check was for 30 bucks written for "prostitute".In fact out of the 12 checks he had written all but one was made out the same. Dad took junior aside and said "What if momma had done the checkbook? Look you are majoring in engineering put something in that field on that line." Next month dad comes in to find mom balancing the checkbook. He was worried when he asked "Well, what has junior been spending money on?" Momma reads one "$25 . Says here "Nails". Dadc said "thank goodness" to himself. "What else?" he asked. "Here's another one for 35 dollars for nails. In fact almost all are for nails. Oh, wait her's one that's different. And it's for 250 dollars." Dad asked what was it. She replied "Repair on hammer!"
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.