Reply With QuoteNow that's funny!!! Rofl
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odd day in court
Observing.
Judge asked for next case and a woman got up before him. He asked "What are you charged with?
Lady replied "Stealing."
Judge then asked "Well, what did you steal?"
Lady says "A can of peaches, your honor."
"Why'd you steal a can of peaches?" he asked.
Lady replied "Because I was hungry".
"How many peaches were in that can?" the judge once again asked.
"8, your honor.
Judge rapped his gavel and said "Well, I'm gonna sentence you to 8 days in jail-1 for each of those peaches you stole."
Then her husband jumped up from the audience and yelled loudly "She got a can of peas too, your honor!!!!!"
Crappie bite twice a day. 15 minutes before I get there and 10 minutes after I leave.
The sheep live in fear of the wolf but in the end it's the shepherd that eats them.
The two loudest sounds are a gun that goes click when it is supposed to go bang and
a gun the goes bang when it is supposed to go click.
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Now that's funny!!! Rofl
My wife keeps saying I never listen to her....... or something like that!
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I just told Carol. She didn't think it was that funnyRofl
Gomer, you and BRM gotta come up with us some family friendly jokesRofl
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