Thread: I can't win...anniversary present problem

Originally Posted by dblevens

She was asking me the other day if I needed a new boat, and started asking if I knew how to use a gun, and what I knew about cyanide. I'd be careful if I was you.

You better backoff!!! Besides, she knows I can put her on some fish.

In the mean time, I'll be eating out for awhile just to be on the safe sideRofl

Congrads RCC - Carol is a good women to keep you that long. Tell her I cant wait to see her at Lake Nimrod this Fall. Dont forget the cookies. HAHA

Originally Posted by RCC

29 gooduns on the 29th.

Happy Anniversary!!! How many BAD ones? Lol


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Hope to see you both at fall camp! I'll put you both on some fish for one of her wonderful desserts!

Originally Posted by BigRiverMarine

Happy Anniversary!!! How many BAD ones? Lol

Not nary a one...I may be sum dum but I ain't plum dum.Rofl


Nimrod, we are heading that direction with desserts, fish or not. You are owed (still drooling over the cinnamon rolls).

Rumor at home is that someone at a workplace has been stirring this. I don't have a clue who that may beRofl

Ya know, she didn't seem so excited about the boat seat idea. I told her she was crazy. I'd love for my better half to get me some boat seats on our anniversary. She just don't know how lucky she's got it.

Originally Posted by dblevens

...I'd love for my better half to get me some boat seats on our anniversary. She just don't know how lucky she's got it.

Doug I've made a life
out of readin my wifes faces
and knownin what she's thinkin,
by the way she held her eyes.
So if you don't mind me sayin
If it's woman advice your needin
for a coordinate to a fishing hole,
I'll give you some advice.


You gotta know when to hold em (all the time)
Know when to fold em (when there's a stack of laundry and she needs help)
Know when to walk away (when it's trash day and you roll it out instead of her)
Know when to run (when you've forgotten that special day and need a gift in a hurry)
You never count your money (don't bother, she'll be glad to count it for you)
When your sittin at the table. (she's cooked it, have enough consideration to eat it without messing with something else at the same time)
There'll be time enough for countin (it don't take much time to count whats left after she's counted)
When the dealing's done (she'll luv U 4 ever)

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