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    I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

    A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home.

    Sure enough I passed a police roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it!
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    You ain't right!

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    Dang it.

    Now I had to call the police and tell 'em my bus wasn't stolen after all. Not that I actually remembered it being stolen, or anything.............

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    Dang we thought the wendsday night church bus took an odd route.Rofl
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    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. ROFLMAORofl

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    Somebody was lookin out for you. (upstairs)

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    Thumbs up! This is funny!!!

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    LMBO. DP, you're a hoot!!!!


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    Limbo rofl!!!!

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    Good one!!!
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