squirrels in my shoes

[DRPEPPER]

The reason I haven't had much to say lately is because I have been flipping another house. That and a real job consumes about 90 hours a week. But, it is near completion and has me begining to worry about all of those fish Crappie Pro and Creekslick catch. I will be amungst you soon.
I thought my .Com buddies might enjoy me telling one on myself.....
The house I am flipping is within a couple of weekends of being ready for the market. So, I have really been depressed the last couple of weeks because of the squirrel noises I have been hearing in the house with it being so close to ready. The noises sounded just like they were either fornicating or already giving birth. I had been hearing them in the garage and laundry room before. But, the otherday I heard them in the kitchen too; louder than ever. So, I looked for a place they could be getting in the attick or walls. After fixing two likely spots, I could still hear them. I even went on a hunting trip in the house with my pellet pistol. I was commited to shoot through the wall. But, everytime I sat down on my bucket, they would stop chattering. I noticed they were in everyroom and thought I was really infested. I also noticed everytime I sat down and tried to pinpoint them, they would get quiet. Then it dawned on me that the squirrells would not be going from ceiling to wall just to aggrevate me. Finally, with my hard of hearing I heard the noises coming from below and learned it was my shoes. I put a couple of Dr Sholes inserts in a couple of weeks ago. The rubber in them matched the rubber already in my shoe and they caused them to poot. The pooting sounded just like what I can imagine squirrells fornicating and giving birth would sound like. Now everytime I hear them it is a releif knowing it is only my shoes pooting.
DP

[creekslick]

Don you just as well find another house to flip, Russ has caught all of the crappie out of Conway, X-ring and Rtark have caught all of them from Dardanelle, and I have put a hurting on them at Greers.

[DRPEPPER]

That just about leaves my old buddy NIMROD.
DP

[crappieking101]

I can assure you noone ( not even Nimrod ) can catch all the crappie out of Nimrod.

[NIMROD]

I can assure you noone ( not even Nimrod ) can catch all the crappie out of Nimrod.

I'll be try'n soon ,Nimrod still about 5' high but falling fast!

[yellowjacket]

LOL funny

[rtark]

My goodness, I never heard a squirrel fornicate before.

[CrappiePro]

Don you really need to go fishing soon LOL You know I had a mouse problem a few years back, My wife got these things called Riddex or something like that they plug into your walls n I swear with in a week we had no more mice. They really work.

[gabowman]

That's funny!

[xring]

LOL,,thats too funny