Older women funny

[RCC]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

[Buckrub]

Um....

If she's 69, then 50 years ago she'd have been 19, no?

[RCC]

Maybe the dude don't know his wife's age


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[creekslick]

Sounds a lot like my wife!

[DRPEPPER]

Sounds a lot like my wife!

oooooogh. You still got that tear drop?
DP

[creekslick]

oooooogh. You still got that tear drop?
DP

Yep and I keep the bed made in it all the time.

[Gindog]

My wife told me I was lucky

[BigRiverMarine]

My wife told me I was lucky

I hope you were smart enough to agree!! Lol

Happy wife, happy life!!!!!!!!!

[arkcrappie]

When I read this I thought I understood the idea of being married for 50 years. Then I remembered I am only 49...............

Don't worry, my wife would expect to hear that

[Buckrub]

A few years ago, when we'd been married 40 years, I jokingly told the wife "a man ought to have a 20 year marriage contract. If I had had that, I'd have had TWO wives by now, each TWENTY years".

She said "Boy, you ain't wired for TWO TWENTY".

BAM!