Dear Alabama Friends,

As appointed idjit seeker for the MS village, it appears that we may have been a bit hasty in our search for said idjit. I tolt ya'll I tolt them, but they wouldn't listen. But I digress. Anyhow, I've been appointed to asked if ya'll wouldn't mind taking him back. We are willing to throw in as many guided trips on Grenada as it takes.

Your friend,

Wannabe...
Former Idjit Seeker
Current President of the Idjit Relocation Committee, MS OT.