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Two parrots are setting on a perch. The first one says to the other,can you smell fish.

Here's a few of my favorites for you:




And one similar to what I have on my work office wall the past 5 years. Can't find the original.

Sounds and Looks Fishy !!!!

What do women and fish have in common?

They both stop shaking their tails after you catch them.

So, I go to this one local lake with Trypman and I back the trailer down and he loads it up. He tells me not to step in the water (to attach the bow hook) because the algae is super-slick and I'll land on my butt. I go back a few weeks later with my boat (alone) and back the trailer down so I can load the boat and walk out on the dock. No problem. I thought about what he said and toss my cell phone in the truck before going down to winch the boat the last few inches. I land square on my butt. Fortunately, the few times I've done this, I haven't gotten hurt. Of course, now I have to get up. I'm thrashing and rolling around lake a whale on a lard ramp trying to figure out how I'm going to get back up. I finally get to my feet, get the boat winched up, and very gingerly take baby steps to get out of the water. I look up and this bank fisherman is just staring at me. He didn't even clap.

Now, where's my new rod and smelly juice?