Thread: FLE FLY "Funny" Raffle #1550 - ends Christmas Day - Post a Funny...

Originally Posted by chaunc

Browns will win the Super Bowl this season.

You should hear my wife when I read your post Chaunc. She's still talking smack.

An old
geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.


He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.
Geezer's clinic ...

"Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old
geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr.
Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back.That will be $500."


Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything."
Dr.
Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."


Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
" Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place,so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

Actually laughed out loud at that one...ole geezers can get cantankerous for sure!

getting ready for crappie season

I don't fish.

Bill Bob actually caught two fish, and now is swearing off bubbly drinks.